Big Tech Earnings & Trade Deals Ignite Nasdaq, S&P 500 Rally—2025’s Bull Run Kicks Off
Tech Titans Propel Markets to New Heights
Nasdaq and S&P 500 surge as earnings season delivers fireworks—because nothing says 'stable economy' like a handful of trillion-dollar companies carrying the entire index.
Trade deals add fuel to the fire, with investors shrugging off geopolitical tensions like a crypto trader ignoring a 20% dip. 'Buy the rumor, sell the news' takes a backseat to pure FOMO.
Wall Street's algo-trading bots high-five each other while Main Street wonders if their 401(k) will ever recover from last year's 'correction.'
Closing thought: If this is a 'healthy market,' why does it feel like we're all just rolling dice in a Monte Carlo casino?