Auto Stocks Turbocharge Sensex Beyond 81,600—Markets Shift into High Gear

Indian equities hit the gas as auto sector momentum pushes the benchmark index into uncharted territory.
Vroom vroom, bears: The Sensex isn't just cruising—it's drag-racing past resistance levels while short sellers eat dust.
Zero to 81k in record time: This rally's got more horsepower than a Tata EV prototype, fueled by institutional FOMO and retail traders YOLO-ing their UPI payments.
Meanwhile in crypto-land: Bitcoin maximalists grumble as traditional markets prove you can, in fact, print tendies without a blockchain. Who needs decentralization when you've got RBI liquidity firehoses?