Sui Network Bails Out Cetus Users After $223M Exploit—Because Who Needs Financial Accountability?
Sui Network just played the hero—or the enabler—by covering every cent of Cetus’ $223 million hack. No questions asked, no decentralized ideals harmed.
How’s that for a crypto safety net? Move fast, break things, and let someone else foot the bill. Meanwhile, traditional finance peels its grapes and watches the circus.
Bonus jab: At least this bailout didn’t require taxpayer money—just a blockchain’s emergency fund. Progress?