Bitcoin Bulls Charge Toward Summer Peaks as Ether Jumps 3% on Treasury Hype
Crypto traders are betting big on Bitcoin’s next leg up—price chatter suggests fresh all-time highs could land before Labor Day. Meanwhile, Ethereum rides a 3% surge fueled by vague institutional ’optimism’ (read: hedge funds chasing the next shiny thing).
Market watchers see BTC’s consolidation as a coiled spring, though skeptics note the ’Treasury optimism’ narrative smells suspiciously like recycled 2021 ETF hype. Ether’s gains outpace the broader altcoin market—for now—but remember: in crypto, ’optimism’ often just means ’greater fool theory’ with a PowerPoint deck.
Will this rally have legs, or is it another case of Wall Street discovering blockchain between martini lunches? Place your bets—the house always wins.