MARA Holdings Poaches Blue River Veteran as CPO to Supercharge Energy Tech Commercialization
MARA Holdings just made a power play—snagging a former Blue River executive to spearhead its energy tech product rollout. Because nothing says 'innovation' like recycling talent from competitors.
The move signals MARA's aggressive push into monetizing its energy infrastructure—because in 2025, if you're not productizing, you're not profiting. Even if the tech itself remains vaporware.
Wall Street analysts predict the appointment will trigger the customary 5% stock bump—followed by the inevitable sell-off when everyone remembers energy tech timelines move at geological speeds.