MARA Holdings Poaches Blue River Veteran as CPO to Supercharge Energy Tech Commercialization
MARA Holdings just made a power play—snagging a former Blue River exec to turn their energy tech into market-ready products. Because nothing says 'innovation' like corporate poaching and commoditization.
Here's the deal: The new Chief Product Officer has one job—monetize the hell out of MARA's energy infrastructure. No pressure.
Wall Street's already salivating. Because when hasn't a fancy title and vague 'tech' promises juiced shareholder value? (Spoiler: Always.)