Markets Plunge: Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Collapse Amid Weak Jobs Data & Trump Tariff Revival
Wall Street’s bloodbath—stocks tank as economic fears meet political déjà vu.
Jobs Report Bombshell
Labor data disappoints, sending shockwaves through equities. No sugarcoating—this was ugly.
Tariff Flashback
Trump’s trade war rhetoric returns, rattling markets that forgot 2018’s volatility pain. Thanks for the reminder.
Crypto’s Quiet Win
While traditional markets flail, Bitcoin hodlers smirk—another day, another ‘told-you-so’ for decentralized finance. Bonus jab: Guess who’s still waiting for those ‘inflation-hedging’ gold ETFs to wake up?