Markets Tank: Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Nosedive on Weak Jobs Data & Trump’s Tariff Revival
Wall Street’s bloodbath—stocks crater as economic cracks widen.
Another day, another meltdown. The Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq all plunged after a dismal jobs report and whispers of Trump-era tariffs making a comeback. Because nothing says 'economic stability' like kneejerk protectionism, right?
Key pain points:
- Jobs data flops harder than a meme stock
- Tariff talk triggers flashbacks to 2018 trade wars
- Tech giants lead the sell-off (thanks, rate hike fears)
Bonus cynicism: Traders suddenly remember that fundamentals exist—right after dumping their portfolios. Classic.