Apple Smashes Q3 Forecasts as iPhone Sales Defy Market Gravity
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Another quarter, another Apple cash tsunami—the tech titan just posted Q3 numbers that left analysts scrambling to upgrade their price targets. iPhone sales carried the day (again), proving consumers will still max out credit cards for marginally better cameras.
Wall Street's favorite fruit company continues printing money while crypto traders eat ramen—some things never change. Tim Cook's reality distortion field remains undefeated, even as regulators circle like vultures over App Store fees.
Funny how 'peak iPhone' predictions keep getting revised... right along with Apple's market cap. The lesson? Never bet against the company that turned planned obsolescence into an art form.
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