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Amazon Crushes Q2 Earnings & Delivers Bullish Q3 Guidance—Wall Street Left Playing Catch-Up
Amazon Crushes Q2 Earnings & Delivers Bullish Q3 Guidance—Wall Street Left Playing Catch-Up
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Amazon just flexed its e-commerce muscles again—posting Q2 numbers that left analysts scrambling to upgrade their spreadsheets. The tech giant didn’t just beat expectations; it casually vaulted over them like a Prime delivery drone.
Q3 Guidance: The Real Kicker
While Wall Street was busy lowballing estimates, Amazon dropped a Q3 forecast that sent bullish shockwaves through the market. Turns out, cost-cutting and cloud dominance make a hell of a profit cocktail—who knew? (Besides every CFO with a pulse.)
The Cynical Take
Meanwhile, hedge funds are quietly weeping into their overpriced SaaS subscriptions—another quarter of underestimating Bezos’ empire. Maybe next time they’ll factor in ‘Amazon being Amazon’ into their models.
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