Big Tech Earnings & Trade Deals Ignite Nasdaq, Dow, S&P 500 Rally—Futures Soar on 2025-07-31
Tech Titans Fuel Market Frenzy
Nasdaq futures leap as megacap earnings crush expectations—again. The usual suspects (you know who they are) flex their AI dominance while Wall Street pretends this growth story is 'surprising.'
Trade Winds Blow Bullish
Fresh trade agreements add rocket fuel to the rally. Because nothing says 'stable global economy' like politicians signing paperwork before recess.
Same Play, Different Decade
Dow joins the party because old-money investors finally remembered their tech ETF passwords. S&P 500? Riding coattails as always.
Closing Thought: Another day, another dopamine hit for the algo-trading masses. Just wait till the Fed spoils the fun tomorrow.