Sensex Jumps 213 Points as Inflation Data Fuels Rate Cut Frenzy

Markets roar to life as cooling inflation sparks trader euphoria—because nothing gets bulls charging like the Fed printing cheap money.
The Rate Cut Rally
India’s benchmark index surges at open, riding the wave of dovish sentiment. Suddenly, everyone’s an inflation truther—until the next CPI report drops.
Traders Betting on Easy Money
Another day, another market hanging on every decimal point of economic data. This time? A 213-point sugar rush for the Sensex. Enjoy it while it lasts.
The Punchline
Wall Street’s favorite game: overinterpreting one month’s data to justify whatever position they already took. Place your bets—the house always wins.