🚀 Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Futures Soar as Fed Rate Cut Hype Ignites Post-Inflation Data

Markets are pricing in a dovish pivot—again. After the latest inflation print, traders are piling into risk assets like Wall Street’s just announced free margaritas at happy hour.

### The Fed Put Is Back (Until It Isn’t)

Futures across the Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq are green as algos front-run the inevitable ‘Powell Put’—that magical belief the Fed will always cushion the fall. Never mind that last month’s ‘transitory’ inflation spike is now this month’s ‘policy adjustment opportunity.’

### Liquidity Tsunami Watch

With rate cut odds surging, the market’s doing what it does best: extrapolating one data point into a generational trend. Pension funds? Rotating. Gamma levels? Squeezing. Hedge fund PMs? Already drafting their ‘macro genius’ year-end letters.

### The Cynical Take

Funny how ‘data-dependent’ suddenly means ‘whatever justifies lower rates’ when commercial real estate loans are drowning. But hey—bull markets don’t die of old age. They get shot by the Fed. And today? The firing squad’s loading confetti cannons.