Apple Earnings Today: Traders Brace for Volatility—How Big Will the Swing Be?
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All eyes on Cupertino as AAPL prepares to report.
Will iPhone sales defy the slowdown? Services growth hit escape velocity? Or will Tim Cook serve another helping of 'guidance salad'?
Options markets are pricing in a 5% move—but let's be real, Wall Street's crystal ball has more cracks than iOS 18's beta.
Pro tip: If the stock dips, just remember—Apple's 'innovation theater' always gets a standing ovation eventually.