Big Tech Defies Tariffs and Trade Wars—Momentum Unstoppable

Trade barriers? What trade barriers? Silicon Valley's giants keep bulldozing through geopolitical headwinds like they're digital speed bumps.

The Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object (And Wins)

While DC and Beijing play chess with tariffs, FAANG stocks laugh all the way to the bank—quarterly earnings shatter records as consumers globally keep feeding the algorithm beast.

Clouds With Silver (Tech) Linings

Supply chain snarls that cripple traditional industries? Just another excuse for Big Tech to flex its asset-light dominance. Why manufacture when you can monetize?

Wall Street analysts—busy downgrading auto and steel stocks—quietly boost tech targets while muttering about 'resilient business models.' Translation: these cash printers work in any economic weather.

One hedge fund manager quipped: 'They call it a trade war, but for Big Tech it's just another arbitrage opportunity—data flows where capital can't.' Ouch.