Dividend Knights Get Slaughtered: August 6th Bloodbath Rocks Income Investors

Another day, another reckoning for yield-chasers.
The so-called 'Dividend Knights'—those valiant fools tilting at windmills for stable payouts—got their armor dented today. While crypto markets churn toward new paradigms, these medieval-relic strategies show their rust.
No numbers? Exactly. Like their beloved dividends, the data's gone missing.
Remember kids: in a world of defi yields and tokenized cashflows, clinging to corporate crumbs isn't investing—it's financial LARPing.