🚀 Ethereum ETFs Shatter Records: $726M Floods In as ETH Rockets Higher

Wall Street's latest crypto crush just hit hyperdrive. Ethereum ETFs—those once-unthinkable financial vehicles—raked in a jaw-dropping $726 million in a single day. Meanwhile, ETH's price chart looks like a SpaceX trajectory.

### The institutional dam breaks

Traditional finance finally stopped pretending DeFi was a fad. Nine-figure inflows suggest even your Boomer uncle's financial advisor is now moonlighting as a degen.

### Gas fees vs. champagne problems

While Main Street worries about gas prices, crypto whales are too busy calculating their 30-second ETH trade profits to notice. The network's scaling solutions appear to be working—or at least, rich people found a faster money printer.

As the SEC quietly weeps into its 20th-century rulebooks, one thing's clear: the future of finance won't be asking for permission. (But don't worry, Wall Street will still take its 2% management fee.)

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