Crypto Fanatic Aims for World Record With 700 ‘Pump.fun’ Tattoos—Because Diamond Hands Weren’t Permanent Enough
Crypto culture hits new ATH in absurdity as one man turns his body into a walking billboard for Solana’s meme coin platform.
Skin in the Game—Literally
Forget paper hands—this guy’s going full *immutable ledger*. A self-proclaimed ‘degen’ is attempting to break the world record for most identical tattoos by inking ‘Pump.fun’ on himself 700 times. Because nothing says ‘financial freedom’ like permanent reminders of a speculative bubble.
When Lambo? Try When Hospital
Artists estimate the project will take 200+ hours and cost more than his initial crypto portfolio (which, let’s be honest, was probably all in SOL). The real question: Will the tattoos outlast the token’s liquidity pool?
Bullish on Pain
He’s already 30% done—proof of work that puts Bitcoin miners to shame. Meanwhile, actual investors are wondering if this counts as a ‘burn mechanism.’
