Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet—$314M Hoard Sparks Boardroom Battle Cry
Medical tech firm Semler Scientific just turbocharged its crypto treasury, amassing $314M in Bitcoin while its chairman taunts skeptics with a ’sell your shares’ dare.
Boardroom Brinkmanship:
The move signals aggressive corporate adoption—and a middle finger to Wall Street’s crypto cynics. ’Doubters can exit,’ the chairman shrugged, as institutional FOMO meets old-school shareholder theatrics.
Portfolio Roulette:
While analysts clutch pearls over volatility, Semler joins the ranks of companies swapping cash reserves for digital gold. Because nothing says ’financial prudence’ like betting the treasury on an asset that swings 20% before lunch.