CoinDesk Stakes Miami for Consensus 2026—Wall Street’s Crypto FOMO Just Got a Beach Body
Miami’s crypto scene scores another win as CoinDesk plants its flag for Consensus 2026—proving once again that blockchain conferences refuse to die, even as bear markets slash token prices by 80%. The city now rivals Davos for ’most overpriced cocktails during a financial bubble.’
Expect the usual parade of VCs in Patagonia vests, founders pitching ’Web5,’ and at least one panel titled ’Regulation: Friend or Foe?’ (spoiler: they’ll say friend while lobbying against the SEC). Meanwhile, local Airbnb hosts quietly double their rates—because nothing says decentralization like $800/night studio apartments.
Bonus jab: Goldman Sachs will reportedly sponsor the yacht party—just don’t ask how they’re classifying it on their balance sheet.