Trump’s Crypto Chaos Continues: GENIUS Bill Stalls Amid Political Turmoil

Washington's crypto reckoning hits another roadblock—and guess who's holding the detonator?

The GENIUS Bill: Stuck in Political Quicksand

Legislators can't decide whether to regulate crypto or let it burn. Meanwhile, lobbyists quietly buy another round of martinis.

Trump's Shadow Play

The former president's crypto flirtations—from meme coin endorsements to half-baked NFT schemes—keep muddying the waters. No one knows if he's trolling or building a 2028 campaign war chest.

What's Actually in the Bill?

Zero clarity. Maximum posturing. The usual mix of tax loopholes for whales and performative 'consumer protections' that'll be obsolete by 2026.

Wall Street's already pricing in another delay—because nothing juices trading volumes like regulatory uncertainty. Your move, Congress.