Strategy Rakes in $14B Q2 Windfall as Bitcoin Rally Fuels Record Operating Earnings
Wall Street's latest darling just printed a $14 billion quarter—and guess who's taking credit? Bitcoin's bull run, naturally.
When digital gold moons, everyone's a genius
The numbers don't lie: Institutional players are cashing in on crypto's volatility like never before. That Q2 haul? Pure alpha extracted from BTC's parabolic moves—no fundamentals required.
Another quarter, another 'strategic win' that looks suspiciously like riding macro waves. But hey, in today's markets, timing beats strategy every time.