đ Ethereum Blasts Past $3,600 as Bull Market Goes Berserk
Ethereum isn't just climbingâit's mooning. The crypto giant shattered the $3,600 barrier today, leaving traditional finance bros scrambling to explain why their 'safe' bonds yield less than a DeFi staking pool's dust.
The fuel behind the rally: Institutional money flooding in, ETH 2.0 staking hitting record highs, and that classic crypto FOMO that turns skeptics into bagholders by lunchtime.
What's next? With the bulls in full control, traders are eyeing the $4,000 psychological levelâthough let's be real, in crypto, 'resistance levels' are just suggestions written in disappearing ink.
One hedge fund manager was overheard muttering, 'We should've bought when it was just digital magic beans...' Too late, pal. The rocket's already left the atmosphere.
