BREAKING: Trump’s GENIUS Act Unleashes Stablecoin Regulation Revolution

Washington just got schooled in crypto. The GENIUS Act—signed today by President Trump—slams the door on regulatory ambiguity, finally giving stablecoins a rulebook that doesn't read like hieroglyphics.

Wall Street's worst-kept secret? They've been begging for this. After years of treating stablecoins like the weird cousin at Thanksgiving, DC's power players suddenly realized these assets move more cash than some small nations.

The fine print bites harder than a bear market. Exchanges now face compliance hurdles that'll make their legal teams sweat, while issuers get clarity that could send USDC and USDT volumes into orbit.

Here's the kicker: the law includes a 'no-backdoors' clause that actually prevents bureaucrats from slow-walking approvals. Somewhere in Manhattan, a hedge fund manager just spilled his $28 artisanal coffee.

Love it or hate it, the crypto genie isn't going back in the bottle—and Washington finally stopped pretending it could wish the space away. The real test? Whether these rules fuel innovation or become another compliance racket. Place your bets.