🚀 Bitcoin Shatters Records: Soars Past $119K as Altcoins Go Parabolic

Bitcoin just rewrote the history books—again. The OG crypto blasted through $119,000 like Wall Street tears through retail investor portfolios, marking a staggering new all-time high. Meanwhile, altcoins are staging a riotous rally, turning 'wait for the dip' into the worst financial advice since 'trust me, it's a stablecoin.'

The Domino Effect: When Bitcoin flexes, the whole market moves. Ethereum, Solana, and other majors are surfing the momentum wave—because nothing makes bagholders happier than watching their altcoin bets finally turn green (for now).

Why This Time Is Different: Institutional FOMO? ETF inflows? Or just the inevitable result of printing presses overheating? Whatever the catalyst, crypto’s proving it doesn’t need Wall Street’s permission to moon—just its money.

Closing Thought: Traders who sold at 'the top' last year are now explaining why $119K is 'obviously a bubble'... from their Lambos. Meanwhile, traditional finance still thinks blockchain is a type of bike lock.