đ Bitcoin Spot ETFs Smash $150B Milestone as Wall Street Goes Crypto-Crazy
Wall Streetâs hunger for crypto just hit ludicrous speedâBitcoin Spot ETFs now command a $150B market cap. Guess those suits finally figured out where the alpha is.
Institutional FOMO reaches boiling point
Goldman interns are reportedly mining memecoins between PowerPoint slides as traditional finance scrambles to catch the Bitcoin bus. The ETF floodgates openedânow the smart moneyâs swimming in digital gold.
The cynical take
Funny how these same institutions spent years calling crypto a scam⌠right up until they found a way to charge 2% management fees on it. The more things change, the more Wall Street finds new ways to skim your profits.