🚀 Coinbase Stock Rockets to All-Time High as Crypto Bulls Charge Back

Crypto's comeback kid just got a Wall Street standing ovation.

Coinbase shares smashed through previous records today as institutional money floods back into digital assets—proving once again that crypto's obituary writers jump the gun faster than a yield farmer chasing APY.

The Relentless Crypto Rally

America's exchange giant is riding a perfect storm: Bitcoin ETF inflows hit $1B daily last week, ETH staking yields outpaced Treasuries, and even Larry Fink admitted he 'might have undersold tokenization.'

Wall Street's Awkward Embrace

Traditional finance still can't decide whether to partner with crypto natives or quietly clone their tech—watching banks scramble to launch 'blockchain solutions' while shorting COIN remains 2025's most hilarious contradiction.

One thing's clear: When the Fed pivots, degenerates and pension funds suddenly speak the same language. This bull run's got legs—until the next 'black swan' sends everyone back to arguing about inflation hedges on CNBC.