Bitcoin Defies Gravity at $110K While Altcoins Go Ballistic—DeFi Plays Kingmaker
Crypto markets are throwing a rager—BTC''s holding firm above $110K like a bouncer at a velvet rope, while altcoins party like it''s 2021. DeFi tokens? They''re the ones spiking the punch.
Wall Street''s still scratching its head, muttering about ''irrational exuberance'' between sips of overpriced oat milk lattes. Meanwhile, degens are printing fresh ATHs before lunch.
Funny how the ''future of finance'' moves faster than a legacy bank''s fraud department.