Hedge Fund Plays Yield Jenga: STRD Stock Offers 10% to Fuel Bitcoin Shopping Spree
Wall Street's latest alchemy turns corporate paper into crypto rocket fuel—because what could go wrong?
In a move that'd make Satoshi smirk, Strategy Capital is launching a 10%-yielding STRD stock specifically to double down on Bitcoin buys. Because when traditional markets wobble, why not lever up on digital volatility?
The playbook: Lure yield-starved investors with double-digit returns, then immediately convert their cash into BTC. It's the financial equivalent of using your wedding china at a demolition derby—either genius or catastrophically reckless.
Bonus jab: At least they're not calling it 'innovative structured products' this time.