Billion-Dollar Crypto Bloodbath: Trump-Musk Spat Sends Bitcoin Crashing Below $101K
When egos collide, portfolios die. The latest Twitter war between two of tech's most volatile personalities just vaporized $1 billion in crypto positions—with Bitcoin taking the brunt of the sell-off.
Market carnage in 280 characters or less
The feud triggered a liquidation cascade that cut through leveraged positions like a hot knife through meme coins. Bitcoin—the supposed 'digital gold'—proved just as fragile as your average shitcoin when billionaire tempers flare.
Another day, another 'black swan' that was totally predictable if you ignore the hopium. Crypto markets remain the world's most expensive reality show—with better drama than the Apprentice and bigger explosions than SpaceX.