White House Crypto Report Snubs Bitcoin Reserve—Here’s the Shocking Focus Instead
The White House just dropped a crypto bombshell—and Bitcoin maximalists won’t like it.
What’s Inside?
No mention of BTC as a reserve asset. Zero. Nada. Instead, the report laser-focuses on stablecoin regulation, CBDC roadmaps, and—wait for it—energy-efficient altcoins. Guess someone’s still salty about those Elon tweets.
The Real Agenda?
D.C. wants tighter oversight on DeFi protocols while fast-tracking a digital dollar. Because nothing says 'financial freedom' like a Fed-controlled blockchain.
Cynic’s Corner
Wall Street’s probably thrilled—easier to tax a centralized stablecoin than chase anonymous Bitcoin whales. Priorities, people.