BREAKING: US House Paves Way for Crypto Bills – Final Votes on GENIUS & CLARITY Acts Imminent

Crypto regulation hits the fast track as Washington scrambles to look competent.

The Floor is Yours

The US House just bulldozed procedural roadblocks for two landmark crypto bills—GENIUS and CLARITY. No more bureaucratic limbo: final votes are coming faster than a memecoin rug pull.

Why TradFi Should Sweat

These bills could redefine crypto’s legal playground. GENIUS aims to sandbox innovation (read: let startups breathe), while CLARITY slaps guardrails on stablecoins—because nothing says 'trust' like Congress 'fixing' things.

Timeline? ASAP.

Insiders whisper votes could land before August recess. Because nothing motivates politicians like avoiding actual work until September.

The Bottom Line

Whether this is progress or performative theater depends on your faith in DC’s ability to spell 'blockchain.' Either way, grab popcorn—the crypto regulation circus is in town.