🚀 Bitcoin Soars: Analysts Now Targeting $130K After Shattering ATH

Bitcoin just rewrote the playbook—again. The king of crypto smashed through previous resistance like it was tissue paper, and now Wall Street’s latecomers are scrambling to adjust their laughably conservative price targets.

From ‘bubble’ to ‘buy’ in record time

Remember when $100K seemed outrageous? Today’s rally has institutional desks frantically slapping ‘$130K or higher’ projections across Bloomberg terminals. Funny how those same analysts who dismissed crypto as ‘rat poison’ now can’t shill it fast enough.

The FOMO is real (and so are the fees)

Retail traders are piling in—because nothing fuels adoption like watching your neighbor’s NFT yacht fund triple overnight. Meanwhile, exchanges are quietly racking up fee revenue that’d make your traditional broker weep into their 1% management fee.

One thing’s clear: Bitcoin’s not asking for permission. And at this rate, even the SEC might need to buy the dip.