🚀 Ethereum Soars Past $3K as ETF Inflows Fuel Historic Breakout

ETH bulls just got their rocket fuel—the king of altcoins smashed through $3,000 on a tsunami of ETF demand. Wall Street’s latest ‘crypto embrace’ looks suspiciously like FOMO dressed in a suit.

The breakout playbook:

• ETF inflows hit overdrive as institutional money chases yield (or tries to front-run the SEC’s next mood swing)

• Liquidity crunch? What liquidity crunch—ETH’s order books just absorbed nine figures without blinking

Why this isn’t 2021 redux:

• Staking yields now act as a volatility shock absorber (try that, Bitcoin maxis)

• Layer 2 adoption means gas wars are so last cycle—retail can actually afford to transact this time

The cynic’s take: When hedge funds start ‘discovering’ an asset that’s existed for a decade, someone’s recycling narratives to hide late-stage positioning. But for now? The charts scream higher. Buckle up.