MicroStrategy Goes All-In: Doubles Bitcoin Holdings in 2025 Gamble
Wall Street’s favorite crypto-cowboy rides again—this time with twice the conviction.
Subheader: The Billion-Dollar Bitcoin Bet
Michael Saylor’s tech firm just loaded up on more digital gold, defying skeptics and delighting crypto maximalists. Because when traditional investments look shaky, why not YOLO into decentralized assets?
Subheader: Treasury or Casino?
While CFOs elsewhere hedge with bonds or—god forbid—cash reserves, MicroStrategy treats its balance sheet like a Bitcoin futures trading desk. Who needs diversification when you’ve got diamond hands?
Closing jab: Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs still charges clients 2% to ‘manage risk’ with 60/40 portfolios.