Ethereum ETFs Shatter Records as Institutional Demand Goes Parabolic

Wall Street's latest crypto crush is breaking all the rules—and the charts.

Ethereum ETFs just posted their biggest inflows since launch, with institutional investors piling in faster than a DeFi yield farm rug pull. The numbers don't lie: we're witnessing a full-scale capital migration from traditional finance into crypto's smart contract powerhouse.

What's driving the frenzy? Three words: institutional FOMO. After years of dismissing ETH as 'tech money,' suits are finally realizing—maybe those nerds were onto something. (Though let's be real—they'll still take 2% management fees for the privilege.)

The real story? This isn't 2021's retail-driven mania. These are pension funds and asset managers betting big on Ethereum's infrastructure play—while pretending they 'always believed' in Web3.

One hedge fund manager put it best: 'We're not buying the hype, we're buying the network effects.' Sure you are, pal. Just don't look at your 2022 'crypto is dead' research notes.