Gen Z Goes Full Robot: AI Bots Drive 67% of Their Crypto Trades in 2025

Wall Street's worst nightmare just got a Python script.

Algorithmic Takeover Hits Peak Zoomer

Forget diamond hands—today's crypto traders are outsourcing their brain cells. New data reveals two-thirds of Gen Z's cryptocurrency transactions now get executed by soulless lines of code while they're busy making TikTok dances.

Quantitative Easing for Fortnite Kids

The bots aren't just trading—they're outperforming. These algorithmic mercenaries scalp 24/7 while their human 'operators' sleep through Economics 101 lectures. (Pro tip: When your trading strategy fits in a .py file, you might be the side character in your own financial story.)

Zero-Trust, Maximum YOLO

Who needs fundamental analysis when you've got backtested Bollinger Bands? The generation that trusts algorithms more than bankers now gets exactly what they deserve—perfectly optimized bag-holding.

Final thought: If 67% of trades are automated, does that mean 100% of losses are still human?