🚀 Bitcoin Smashes $109K as Crypto Market Roars Back – Ethereum Jumps 6% (Live Updates July 3, 2025)

Crypto bulls are back in charge as Bitcoin and Ethereum lead a sharp market rebound—just in time for Wall Street to pretend they always believed in digital assets.

Bitcoin Breaks the $109K Barrier

The king of crypto defies gravity—and skeptical analysts—with a relentless surge past six figures. Miners cheer while short sellers scramble.

Ethereum’s 6% Power Move

ETH wakes up from its mid-year slump, leaving TradFi pundits muttering about ‘speculative bubbles’ between sips of overpriced bourbon.

The Rebound No One Saw Coming

After weeks of sideways action, the market flips bullish overnight. Retail traders pile in; hedge funds quietly reverse their ‘crypto is dead’ reports.

Cynics note the timing—just before Q3 earnings season, when institutional players need a shiny distraction from their traditional portfolios underperforming… again.