🚨 Solana’s Pump.fun Rakes in $770M While Ex-Employee Rots in Jail – Crypto’s Wild West Strikes Again

Solana's meme coin launchpad Pump.fun just hit a staggering $770 million in revenue—proof that degenerate gambling pays (until it doesn't). Meanwhile, a former employee watches the bonanza from behind bars, serving as the ecosystem's sacrificial lamb.

### When Lambos Meet Orange Jumpsuits

The platform—a meme coin casino where 'investors' bet on which team of anonymous devs can rug-pull with the most flair—now rivals traditional VC funding rounds. All while its jailed ex-staffer becomes crypto's latest cautionary tale.

### Revenue Soars as Accountability Goes Poof

$770 million flows in, but good luck finding audited financials. The Solana ecosystem keeps minting millionaires, provided you ignore the 90% of tokens that nosedive post-launch. But hey—those APYs looked great until they didn't.

As regulators sharpen their knives, the industry's favorite question remains: 'When moon?' Never mind 'Where's my lawyer?'