GameSquare Secures $70M War Chest to Double Down on Ethereum Treasury Strategy

GameSquare just loaded its crypto cannons—$70 million worth of fresh powder to fuel its Ethereum treasury expansion. Wall Street analysts are already placing bets on whether this is genius or just another 'number go up' play.

Why Ethereum? Because boring old cash is so 2021

The gaming conglomerate's pivot to digital assets mirrors MicroStrategy's playbook—but with actual utility. Their treasury now holds more ETH than some small nations' GDPs.

The institutional FOMO is real

This raise proves traditional finance can't ignore crypto's siren song anymore. Though let's be honest—half those investors still think ERC-20 is a highway exit.

GameSquare's move signals a watershed moment: gaming meets DeFi meets Wall Street's desperate scramble for relevance. Will it work? The chain never lies.