Trump’s 2025 Digital Asset Report Drops: White House Reveals Crypto Bombshells
The White House just unleashed its 2025 Digital Asset Report—and it’s shaking up crypto markets. Trump’s long-awaited policy blueprint lands with a mix of bullish signals and regulatory grenades.
Here’s what matters:
• Pro-growth tax breaks for HODLers
• A brutal crackdown on DeFi ‘loopholes’
• Shock pivot toward Bitcoin mining incentives
Wall Street analysts are already gaming out the implications—when they’re not busy shorting retail traders, of course. One thing’s clear: The administration’s playing 4D chess with digital assets while traditional finance scrambles to keep up.
Love it or hate it, this report just rewrote crypto’s political playbook. Now watch the ‘experts’ who mocked Trump’s 2017 ‘no-coiner’ stance quietly update their LinkedIn bios.
