Bitcoin Stands Firm While Altcoins Wobble: 24-Hour Crypto Rollercoaster

Crypto markets held their breath as Bitcoin defied gravity—again. Meanwhile, altcoins played musical chairs with no clear winner.

King BTC Won't Budge

The OG cryptocurrency laughed off volatility, anchoring the market while traders waited for the next big move. No flash crashes, no parabolic spikes—just stubborn resilience.

Altcoin Casino Opens for Business

Ethereum played nice with Bitcoin's dominance, while smaller caps flipped between green and red like a day trader's mood ring. Meme coins? Don't ask.

The Institutional Elephant in the Room

While retail investors chased pumps, Wall Street's crypto ETFs quietly siphoned value like a vampire squid at a blood bank. Some things never change.

Markets closed the 24-hour cycle as they began: with Bitcoin calling the shots and everyone else scrambling for scraps. Welcome to decentralized finance—same as centralized finance, but with more jargon.