BREAKING: Christie’s Disrupts Real Estate with $1B Bitcoin Home Sales—Crypto Goes Mainstream

Luxury meets blockchain as Christie’s throws open the doors to crypto-powered property deals. The auction house’s $1B Bitcoin real estate play isn’t just a niche experiment—it’s a cannonball into the deep end of institutional adoption.

### From JPEGs to Jacuzzis: NFTs Were Just the Warm-Up

After turning digital art into a speculative asset class, Christie’s now bets crypto whales want physical assets too. No more converting to fiat—your moonbag buys literal mansions now.

### The 3AM Test for Crypto Millionaires

When BTC volatility keeps you awake, tangible assets offer psychological comfort. Though let’s be honest—if you’re buying homes with crypto gains, you’ve already passed the risk-tolerance exam.

### Traditional Banks HATE This One Trick

Bypassing mortgage approvals and currency conversions, these deals settle faster than a Wall Street repo trade. The old guard’s response? Probably another ‘stablecoin regulation’ working group.

As the lines blur between DeFi and deeds, one thing’s clear: the future of finance won’t ask permission. It’ll just Zillow-surf with a hardware wallet.