US Marshals Bitcoin Bombshell: Millions in BTC Vanish Under Watch

Another day, another 'secure' government crypto operation gone sideways. The US Marshals Service just dropped a disclosure that’s sending shockwaves through crypto circles—bitcoin entrusted to their care has mysteriously disappeared. Poof. Gone.

Where’s the beef—er, BTC?

No exact figures were disclosed (classic), but sources suggest the missing stash could be worth nine figures. That’s your taxpayer-funded 'asset management' at work. The same agency that auctioned off Silk Road BTC now can’t keep track of its own holdings. Irony tastes metallic.

Trust issues? You bet.

This isn’t just about lost coins—it’s a credibility grenade rolled into institutional crypto custody. If the Marshals can’t secure bitcoin, who can? Banks? Governments? (Spoiler: Your hardware wallet just got more appealing.)

Closing thought: Maybe they ‘misplaced’ it the same way Wall Street ‘misplaces’ risk—with a wink and a subpoena.