Corporate Bitcoin Treasuries: How Big Money is Reshaping Crypto Markets in 2025

Wall Street meets blockchain as blue-chip Bitcoin holdings hit record highs.

The once-rebel asset class now wears a suit and tie—with Fortune 500 companies collectively holding over $50B in BTC. MicroStrategy’s vault alone could buy a small nation.

Market movers aren’t crypto bros anymore. They’re CFOs rebalancing treasury reserves between bonds, gold, and digital hard money. The 2024 halving squeezed supply just as institutional demand went parabolic.

Volatility? Still wilder than a meme stock. But when BlackRock starts hodling, the ‘tulip mania’ narrative gets harder to pitch. Though let’s be real—half these corporations still can’t explain how their cold wallets work.

One thing’s clear: Bitcoin’s growing up. Whether that’s good news depends on how much you liked its punk-rock phase.