Binance Throws Global Crypto Pizza Parties—Because Nothing Says ’Decentralization’ Like Free Pepperoni
Binance Pizza Day is back—and this time, it’s global. The exchange is hosting crypto-themed pizza parties worldwide, blending community hype with cheesy marketing. Because what better way to celebrate blockchain adoption than with a food that’s as volatile as your altcoin portfolio?
From Lagos to Lisbon, attendees get slices and swag—plus the usual upsell on BNB perks. Because in crypto, even free lunch comes with a side of tokenomics.
Wall Street bankers still don’t get it. But hey, at least we’re having fun while they’re stuck with their overpriced steak dinners.
