Crypto Markets Roar Back: Today’s Bloodbath Turned Bull Run
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Bitcoin claws back above $66K after institutional whales swallow the dip—while ETH gas fees hit ’sell a kidney’ levels again.
Altcoin Rundown: SOL flips BNB in the great casino chip reshuffle. Memecoins? Still a Ponzi scheme, just faster now.
Regulatory Watch: The SEC quietly loses another court battle (shocking), while Hong Kong’s fake-deep ’crypto-friendly’ policies attract exactly three bored traders.
Closing Thought: If traditional finance is a boomer playing checkers, crypto’s the ADHD kid on Adderall—chaotic, occasionally brilliant, and probably about to set the carpet on fire.
The current market cap of cryptocurrencies is $3.33 trillion, an increase of 1.65%. The 24-hour trade volume increased by 11.48% to $130.41 billion. This indicates more purchases and sales of crypto today. Let... Read More
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