Deutsche Bank Predicts: Bitcoin’s Volatility to Plummet as Mass Adoption Accelerates

Bitcoin's rollercoaster days may be numbered—and Wall Street's finally taking notice.

The stability paradox

Deutsche Bank analysts now project BTC's wild price swings will dampen as institutional money floods in. Turns out, when pension funds and ETFs jump in, they prefer not to lose their lunch on 20% daily drops.

Adoption = predictability

Every new Bitcoin ETF approval and corporate treasury allocation chips away at crypto's casino reputation. The bank's data shows volatility has already dropped 40% since the 2021 bull run—turns out real investors prefer assets that don't mimic a seismograph.

The irony of mainstreaming

As Bitcoin becomes 'respectable,' it's shedding the very volatility that made early adopters rich. The ultimate joke? Banks might succeed in taming crypto where regulators failed—by turning it into just another asset class. How very... traditional of them.