UK Crypto Holders Beware: $408 Fines Loom for Non-Compliance—Are You at Risk?
The UK cracks down on crypto transparency—or as regulators call it, 'taxpayer enlightenment.' Fail to hand over transaction details? That'll be £300 ($408) per oversight, please.
The Fine Print on Your Digital Wallet
No loopholes, no 'lost keys' excuses. Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC) now treats crypto like offshore accounts—with the same cheerful enthusiasm for audits.
Bankers Laugh, Hodlers Groan
Traditional finance smirks as crypto's 'freedom' meets bureaucracy's red tape. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists mutter about Satoshi rolling in his pseudonymous grave.
One rule for decentralized dreams, another for the taxman's spreadsheet—some things never change. Even in Web3.