Crypto Stages Comeback as Traders Shrug Off Early Losses—Mirrors Wall Street’s Whiplash Rally
Crypto markets flipped the script Thursday, clawing back from morning losses as U.S. equities reversed course. Bitcoin and Ethereum led the charge, proving once again that digital assets trade more like tech stocks than the ’uncorrelated asset class’ Wall Street sales decks promised.
### The Rebound Playbook
Traders piled back in after the S&P 500 found its footing—because nothing says ’decentralized future’ like tracking legacy markets tick-for-tick. Meme coins and altcoins outperformed, naturally.
### The Cynic’s Corner
Another day, another reminder that crypto’s ’hedge against traditional finance’ narrative lasts exactly until the first whiff of Fed pivot rumors. But hey—at least the volatility keeps compliance departments employed.